Tuna Salad on Croissant
$9.99
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Bar Drinks
Beverages
Sprecher Root Beer
$3.49
This truly old fashioned soda has the rich, creamy flavor that only comes from using pure Wisconsin honey direct from the combs.
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Sprecher Cream Soda
$3.49
Wisconsin honey and pure vanilla are carefully blended in a gas-fired kettle, creating a delicate caramelization of sugars that results in a fusion of flavor. This unique process produces a rich vanilla flavored soda with hints of honey and caramel and a long-lasting creamy head.
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Starters
Salads
ANTIPASTO SALAD
$8.99 - $12.99+
Fit for a king and queen. We recommend sharing this one! Fresh mixed greens, Roma tomatoes, pepperoncini, salami, pepperoni, red onions and mozzarella, Served with our homemade antipasto dressing on the side to go.
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Paint Sticks
Jumbo Bone-In Wings
Signature Dry Rubs
Cajun Blackened Rub
$11.99 - $38.99+
Traditional blackened seasoning with just the right amount of heat. Yum
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Jerk Rub
$11.99 - $38.99+
This is a blend of more than 12 herbs and spices combined in a delicious array of spicy suberb-ness!
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Signature Sauces-Gluten Free
Flames of Insanity
$11.99 - $38.99+
Extreme caution. Yeah, EXTREME caution. We have made them slightly hotter, beware!
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Gochujang Korean Pepper
$11.99 - $38.99+
This sauce is a sweet, tangy, spicy sauce great with chicken.
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Honey BBQ
$11.99 - $38.99+
Created with Little Mountain Apiaries Honey – Port Washington, WI.
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Hot Honey
$11.99 - $38.99+
These wings are amazing! You get the sweet honey at first bite , but then you get the little kick of heat.
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Kids Meals
Pizzas
Build-Your-Own
Custom Pizza
$7.99 - $16.99+
Our pizza dough is created from scratch the day before, resulting in a more flavorful bite. We season our sauce with fresh roasted garlic and fresh herbs. Our cheese blend is grated fresh from an array of local cheeses to create our distinctive Downt
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Specialty
Caprese
$22.99 - $24.99+
Our take on the Margarita pizza. We start with our house made garlic olive oil, add fresh basil, cheese blend, sliced fresh tomatoes and fresh mozzarella. Once out of the oven it gets a drizzle of balsamic glacé.
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Chicken Alfredo
$22.99 - $24.99+
Zesty garlic alfredo, marinated chicken, mushrooms, onions, cheese, spinach.
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Chicken Bacon Ranch
$22.99 - $24.99+
White sauce, mozzarella cheese, grilled chicken, diced tomatoes, crisp bacon, green onions, ranch.
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Dill Pickle
$22.99 - $24.99+
Yes, it’s a dill pickle pizza! Nope, not crazy, but crazy good! We start with the amazing crust of your choice, top it with Alfredo sauce, roasted garlic, cheese, dill pickle slices and Romano cheese. Once out of the oven we sprinkle it with fresh dill.
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Fire in the Hole!!!
$22.99 - $24.99+
So we turned up the heat on this pizza. We start with our homemade dough, starting with our red sauce that we spice up with some added roasted garlic, then add jalapeño pepperoni, jalapeños and red onions along with our house blend cheeses. Then we too it all off with even more kick with some sriracha sauce.
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Fresh Veggie
$22.99 - $24.99+
Starting with marinara sauce we add onions, fresh mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, tomatoes and top with our special blend of cheeses.
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Gochujang Chicken
$22.99 - $24.99+
Starting with the crust of your choice we top it with Gochujang Korean pepper sauce, chicken, cheese, red onions, roasted red peppers, and red onions. So delicious with a mild/medium heat!
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Hawaiian Jerk
$22.99 - $24.99+
Marley’s jerk sauce, cheese, chicken, green pepper, roasted red pepper, chunks of pineapple.
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House Classic
$22.99 - $24.99+
Home blend of cheese, homemade Italian sausage, fresh mushrooms, onions, and black olives.
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Lotsa Meatsa
$22.99 - $24.99+
Loads of cheese, bacon, pepperoni, homemade Italian sausage, and ham.
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Mac ‘N Cheese
$22.99 - $24.99+
Cavattapi pasta with our 5 cheese sauce, lots of our house blend of cheeses and panko bread crumbs.
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Mediterranean
$22.99 - $24.99+
We use our housemade garlic olive oil as the sauce for this tasty pizza and add spinach, house blend of cheeses, black and green olives, red onions, artichoke hearts and feta cheese.
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Pesto
$22.99 - $24.99+
Fresh pesto sauce, ripe and sun-dried tomatoes, Romano and mozzarella cheese.
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Pot Pie Pizza
$22.99 - $24.99+
Loads of sliced chicken, fresh vegetables, savory rosemary crumble crust topping.
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Spinach N' Choke
$22.99 - $24.99+
Alfredo sauce, spinich, artichoke hearts, marinated chicken, sun dried tomatoes, mozzarella & Romano cheese.
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Sweet ‘N Spicy Italian
$22.99 - $24.99+
Marinara sauce, roasted garlic, pepperoni, red onions, banana peppers, and cupping pepperoni. Drizzled with hot honey after baking.
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Wrangler
$22.99 - $24.99+
BBQ chicken, banana peppers, onions, mushrooms, and cheese on our BBQ red sauce.
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Baked Pastas
Traditional Lasagna
$15.99
Our very own homemade lasagna. Made up of four layers of meat ( I use ground beef and Italian sausage), cheeses (including ricotta, romano and our special blend of cheeses, and a wonderful kind of chunky pasta sauce. Served with a half order of garlic bread.
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Vegetable Lasagna
$13.99
Made with layers of roasted vegetables including eggplant, mushrooms, red peppers, red onions, artichoke hearts, corn, garlic, ricotta cheese, marinara sauce, and house blend of cheeses. Served with a half order of garlic bread.
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Paint River Landing Pizza
598 US Highway 141 North Crystal Falls, MI, 49920
(906) 914-0450
Monday 11:00 AM | 10:00 PM